虎扑的世界杯球员打分，网友的文案太搞笑了

时间：2025-05-24 16:15

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虎扑的世界杯球员打分，网友的文案太搞笑了

最近世界杯的热度很高，

大家都在讨论比赛，

结果我发现，

虎扑网友们对球员的评价更精彩。。。

评价脚法不行的球员：

去boss直聘找个班上吧。

本届世界杯的热门球员内马尔，

网友评价：

不知道的还以为

你是本届世界杯指定用球。

谁拉我哥头上了。

哈哈哈哈哈，你礼貌吗？！

那是金色的丸子头而已啊！

没你巴西庆功宴不动筷，

夺笋啊！

那一球我奶奶来都能进。

说得好！

期待你奶奶在球场上的表现！

吐槽这个守门员，

球门前放罐泡菜都比他有用，

踢得都不如美妆博主。

评价在场上不紧不慢的球员：

你小子逛街呢？

跑得慢、反应慢的球员：

ie浏览器都比你快。

那么多机会，

一次都不进也挺厉害的啊。

力道再大点，

就可以出球场去找球了。

你这个位置放根鞋带都比你强，

关键时刻还能给对方使绊子。

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！

太过分了！！！

球一到你脚下就没了，

怪不得你叫梅勒。

最后一脚赶着下班吧？

聚是一坨屎，

散是满天星。

场中站票看球，

哈哈哈哈哈，

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